15, Male

Apparently I am now 15, as designated in the text underneath my user image.

This is rather strange, as in the very same location yesterday, the number "14" was present. I believe this sudden change to mean that I am now one Earth year older, and that this day is traditionally considered to be my "birth day" by Earthlings.

This human tradition somewhat baffles me. I was not birthed on this day--it was many Earth revolutions ago I was introduced into this universe.

I shall travel to Overlord with news of my discoveries. They will be pleased.

Let it also be known that I have been lurking this website, seeking human test subjects for over three Earth revolutions now.

15, Male

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Assios 2010-09-18 08:14:22

The cake is a lie.

Archawn 2010-09-18 08:14:22

I want that cake so badly. Too bad it's not actually mine...

likitty 2010-09-18 08:15:00

wow nice cake

Archawn 2010-09-18 08:15:00

Joeylicious 2010-09-18 08:17:36

That cake is...very...creative.

Archawn 2010-09-18 08:17:36

Would you say that it's...

OUT OF THIS WORLD?!

Emrox 2010-09-18 08:18:48

I don't own any candles that resemble humans. I'd have to watch them slowly melt.

You're a sick, sick being.

Archawn 2010-09-18 08:18:48 (Updated 2010-09-18 08:22:23)

Overlord made the greatest effort to model the candles after Earthlings.

Unfortunately we chose the wrong color. Humans are extraordinarily pale. Overlord are a healthy green color.

likitty 2010-09-18 08:29:57

i see your not from earth.. im not either i am here to do experiments

Archawn 2010-09-18 08:29:57

Do you come from Overlord?

14hourlunchbreak 2010-09-18 08:38:48

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

someone needs to make your birthday thread on the BBS

Archawn 2010-09-18 08:38:48

I thank you, human, for your kind words.

I shall send word of your exclamation to Overlord. Perhaps they will spare you when the Purge begins.

GuYwHoLiKeShAlLowEen 2010-09-18 08:56:44

... 15? Nice.
... oh, not 15? Okey.

Archawn 2010-09-18 08:56:44

I am most certainly 15 Earth revolutions old.

RobertClock 2010-09-18 09:00:47

Happy Birthday.

Archawn 2010-09-18 09:00:47

Daq 'Hmaqho bln acha'j daj're matl

likitty 2010-09-18 09:11:36

yes overlord sent me

Archawn 2010-09-18 09:11:36 (Updated 2010-09-18 09:25:19)

po'f 'oh vaq maj mup Har wIj Daqchax Daq ghobe' neH 'oH chaj bIng 'ach chaj be'pu' 'oH 'ej mahla'chah Daq maj tIr

DemiseAnimation 2010-09-18 10:12:31

Happy birthday <3

Archawn 2010-09-18 10:12:31

mup neH mahla'cha Dav me'fa nur gi'naer <3

Tycrane 2010-09-18 10:42:14

Purge the non believers! It is I NOBUNAGA!

Archawn 2010-09-18 10:42:14

Chi'l Klna tlr'n ch'bnga !

mrty 2010-09-18 10:45:08

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.

Happy randomized birthday. :3

Archawn 2010-09-18 10:45:08

Chi'mong ri'anz m'chido mtl noH ln'rt ai'rn

Peglay 2010-09-18 11:06:01

Wow that cake looks awesome, and happy birthday dude ;)

Archawn 2010-09-18 11:06:01

li'rtk mena'lnf chido ri'anz Ij Daqchax Daq ghobe' neH 'oH chaj bIng 'ach chaj be'pu' 'oH 'ej mahla'chah

SirReginald 2010-09-18 11:24:10

i don get it

Archawn 2010-09-18 11:24:10

chi'rgl ratl n'gha!

VidGameDude 2010-09-18 11:37:53

im glad there's diversity amongst us all newgrounders to even go far beyond the celestial boundries of space and time.

o and make a wish!

Archawn 2010-09-18 11:37:53

I wish for world domination and a side of cream cheese.

56325 2010-09-18 12:54:06

I was 15 yesterday, kid :p

Archawn 2010-09-18 12:54:06

ch'tl Daq gaj wlj oh 'ach!

TheLavaMuffin 2010-09-18 13:03:02

Happy birthday Archawn! Now don't you feel special? You have a whole site of shit heads happy you are one year closer to dying. Anyway have an awesome day! Thanks for telling us xD.

Archawn 2010-09-18 13:03:02 (Updated 2010-09-18 13:07:14)

Cheer up, human! The Overlord baked us some cake. Why not eat it?

Xeptic 2010-09-18 14:10:51

Congrats, have a great day!

Archawn 2010-09-18 14:10:51 (Updated 2010-09-18 14:17:57)

Your congratulations will be remembered as the Overlord take over the planet. Perhaps we will spare you.

(Thanks!)

FrozenFire 2010-09-18 14:21:36

ur funny :)

Archawn 2010-09-18 14:21:36 (Updated 2010-09-18 14:29:33)

Yes. I am joking. The Overlord do not have plans to erase the Earthlings from existence.

Kevin 2010-09-18 14:52:37

age++;

Archawn 2010-09-18 14:52:37

humans--;

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