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Benjamin Bray @Archawn

Age 29, Male

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Tokyo, Japan

Joined on 9/9/07

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The cake is a lie.

I want that cake so badly. Too bad it's not actually mine...

wow nice cake

B]

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That cake is...very...creative.

Would you say that it's...

OUT OF THIS WORLD?!

I don't own any candles that resemble humans. I'd have to watch them slowly melt.

You're a sick, sick being.

Overlord made the greatest effort to model the candles after Earthlings.

Unfortunately we chose the wrong color. Humans are extraordinarily pale. Overlord are a healthy green color.

i see your not from earth.. im not either i am here to do experiments

Do you come from Overlord?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

someone needs to make your birthday thread on the BBS

I thank you, human, for your kind words.

I shall send word of your exclamation to Overlord. Perhaps they will spare you when the Purge begins.

... 15? Nice.
... oh, not 15? Okey.

I am most certainly 15 Earth revolutions old.

Happy Birthday.

Daq 'Hmaqho bln acha'j daj're matl

yes overlord sent me

po'f 'oh vaq maj mup Har wIj Daqchax Daq ghobe' neH 'oH chaj bIng 'ach chaj be'pu' 'oH 'ej mahla'chah Daq maj tIr

Happy birthday <3

mup neH mahla'cha Dav me'fa nur gi'naer <3

Purge the non believers! It is I NOBUNAGA!

Chi'l Klna tlr'n ch'bnga !

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.

Happy randomized birthday. :3

Chi'mong ri'anz m'chido mtl noH ln'rt ai'rn

Wow that cake looks awesome, and happy birthday dude ;)

li'rtk mena'lnf chido ri'anz Ij Daqchax Daq ghobe' neH 'oH chaj bIng 'ach chaj be'pu' 'oH 'ej mahla'chah

i don get it

chi'rgl ratl n'gha!

im glad there's diversity amongst us all newgrounders to even go far beyond the celestial boundries of space and time.

o and make a wish!

I wish for world domination and a side of cream cheese.

I was 15 yesterday, kid :p

ch'tl Daq gaj wlj oh 'ach!

Happy birthday Archawn! Now don't you feel special? You have a whole site of shit heads happy you are one year closer to dying. Anyway have an awesome day! Thanks for telling us xD.

Cheer up, human! The Overlord baked us some cake. Why not eat it?

Congrats, have a great day!

Your congratulations will be remembered as the Overlord take over the planet. Perhaps we will spare you.

(Thanks!)

ur funny :)

Yes. I am joking. The Overlord do not have plans to erase the Earthlings from existence.

age++;

humans--;

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