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Archawn
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Benjamin Bray @Archawn

Age 29, Male

Programmer

Tokyo, Japan

Joined on 9/9/07

Level:
27
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7,640 / 8,090
Exp Rank:
5,481
Vote Power:
6.84 votes
Rank:
Police Sergeant
Global Rank:
6,749
Blams:
367
Saves:
987
B/P Bonus:
12%
Whistle:
Silver
Trophies:
6
Medals:
753
Supporter:
1y 11m 30d
Gear:
13

Comments

Welcome back. Some guy (Nyska) is asking if he can make a menu. You might want to help him out.
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/992576/27">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9 92576/27</a>

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Sabrina, honey, your cat is running around the white house in a clown costume, shouting "I want Bush back! I WANT BUSH BACK!!!" Also, your turtle is attending a "Who Can Make 167 Pancakes The Slowest?" contest. Just wanted to let you know.

Who's Sabrina? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!

By the way, do you want to play "Who Can Succesfully Piss In The Other's Dickhole?" a.k.a "WCSPIOD" when you are back from Mexico? I hope you had some romance with someone in the swine flu quarantine, so you can pass me your swine flu while playing! We can also play "Don't Die From Boredom While Trying To Touch The Ceiling With Your Balls, a.k.a "DDFBWTTTCWB".

Sounds like fun! Let's start as soon as I get back!

You are Sabrina! Or was it Lillith? Maybe Patty then... Brenda? Stephanie? Christie? Oh wait, I found it, Harley? Is it? Damn...

Wait, I thought YOU were Patty...

I've gotta lay off the meth...