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Benjamin Bray @Archawn

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My new game |_5.23.08_| |_12:30 PM_|

Posted by Archawn - May 23rd, 2008


I've decided to make this a weekly post. This is the 2nd in a series of updates about my new game. If you want to see my first post, click here.

Here is a quick overview of the features of my upcoming game, "A Windows Parody".
(note: features marked with an Asterisk ( * ) may or may not be included)

- Over 20 fake websites to browse, including 'toons + audio on NG
- Realistic 'Vista' look
- Working Start Menu
- Chat (explained here)
- Paint Clone (explained here)
- Addictive, simple games (explained here)
- I will try to make an animation program, and I'm learning to save bitmaps to do so!
- Newgrounds! (explained here)
- Runescape (I know it's a terrible game, but my parody will be better!)
- Blackjack
- Online Black Market
- Bomb control (blow up the White House wing by wing!)
- Errors!
- Homework helper (explained here)
- Much more!

New Features
- Audio Portal!
- Space Invaders
- More Errors!
- Type in your own URL to find websites (explained below)
- No Hand Cursor, just like in Windows.
- Google/Google Images/Gmail (called Poogle)(explained Below)
- Wanna chat with Tom Fulp-bot? More custom PandoraBots*
- I'll try adding some forums (PandoraBots galore!)*
- Virtual Piano w/recording*

Web Browser (Internet Adventurer)
As I mentioned in the last post, there will be tons of sites to browse. Now, you'll be able to type in a certain URL in an imput text box (or you can use the "help" feature and get a full list of links to the sites). Example: If you want to go to newgrounds, you can click on the NG icon, or go to the browser and type in "www.newgrounds.com". You can also type different forms of the same site. Ex: "www.newgrounds.com/346920" will take you to an animation,
"www.newgrounds.com/3450" will take you to another animation,
"www.newgrounds.com/submit" will allow you to submit a drawing you make in the Stain Program. (explained here)

Poogle Search Engine
There will be 3 Poogle sites:

Poogle
Poogle Images
Pmail

There will be some pictures to search through, and some web pages to find. Each has their own search terms, and I'm trying to link it to a database for even more possibilities.

Thanks for reading this looooooong post!

PS: Leave some comments so I can get some more feedback!

My new game |_5.23.08_| |_12:30 PM_|


Comments

Audio portal?! I suppose it'll only be listening to the submissions . . . but if you can actually add a submissions feature that would be friggin amazing, it should be possible to do too. :D

This keeps getting better and better!

My idea was to be able to allow the user to submit audio... yeah, it's awesome... hard to do, but i'll try!

Sounds pretty nice. Will you be able to visit real pages or no?

Not real pages, but fake spoofs of real ones. Over 20 in all!

Newgrounds
Google
Google images
Gmail
Microsoft.com
You'll have your own web page
Google Earth
CNN

Etc.

This seems really awesome :)

Hip hip horray!

very nice ^^

Quite. Now for some tea and flapjacks, my dear!

this sounds like it's gonna be the awesomest game ever^^ good luck

Thank you!

looks really nice if u played gta4 they kinda have the same thing like fake websites, also do not make real pages it will ruin the game, point of the game is parody of things, like vista internet etc atleast as i see it. nice tho keep me informed

I'm basing the web browser like the one from GTA IV.

sounds sweet man

yay!

Wow, sounds amazing!
Can't wait to play it! ^^

Yay! I'm glad you like the idea.

awsome!

Yep!

fake youtube perhaps, so far looks awesome!

Yeah, i'll be making a fake youtube... lol with most of the same movies as on NG, but Both sites will have some exclusive content.

poogle?
lol. it sounds fun

Yep!

It's logo is a giant turd with "poogle" in green letters.

LOL

Looks like it will be the most awsome windows simulator

It will!

Well it looks like the game will have a lot of stuff but what about the file size?

I am the king of optimization; I can reduce 15MB into 5 MB! It will be just under the Newgrounds 10MB limit. If it's over 10MB, I'll send it to NG and hope they put it on anyway...

I LOVE THIS IDEA but one thing will you be able to minimize? cause id like to listen to the track of the day and browse the features of this game! ANY WAY IM SO WANTING TO PLAY THIS THIS WILL BE THE BEST!! I LOVE IT!

I'll work on a minimizing system, but if it doesn't work out, you'll always be able to move the web browser off/around the screen and do something else within the game.

Awesome!

yay

i wanna drive da tank!

Da tank?

Awesome! I really hope this gets through because that looked great!

Thank you! I hope it doesn't get 0-bombed like my other submission... it's actually a nice tutorial but people judge it on the dumb picture I selected for it...

sounds awesome

yay

i will bet cold, hard cash that you wont be able to carry this thing through.

I bet warm, soft cash that I will.

Why won't you let me drive da tank?

coz las tyme you drive da tank you run ova me gramamma! Buoya-buoya!

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